prokopetz:

Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat’s head.

wendibird:

copperbadge:

is-that-sand-in-my-waffles:

rule #1 of tumblr polls is NEVER include a joke option if you don’t want it to win by a landslide because tumblr users have one committed relationship in their lives and it’s to the bit

“I have one committed relationship in my life and it’s to the bit” is something I may have to put on a cross-stitch/t-shirt.

@theshitpostcalligrapher (I know you already had your open box weekend, but I thought this might catch your interest)

buttpoems:

54prowl:

when u commission me and I see your real name? no I don’t.

bookwyrminspiration:

sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you’re like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don’t know what though

transgirlsgetswords:

official-lucifers-child:

imnotrevealingmyname:

crunchbuttsteak:

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

the 3st.

bamsara:

“youve already written that trope” yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years

dorkhellbside:

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

depsidase:

callizinc:

Drawing a character who’s injured and adding spatters and drops and pools of blood without knowing or caring about how all that blood possibly got in those places or even happened in the first place

dialupmodern:

goqmir:

setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can’t wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for

it feels so good loading the gun when you’re Chekhov

ispyspookymansion:

its important to write fanfiction no one cares about 👍